The Conspiracy Video Claiming Michael Jackson's Still Alive

The original poster of the video says:

"I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive."

I love conspiracy theories....this one is just kinda funny to me!